Couch Park
Know any dumb busker jokes!
You can smoke a bowl at Couch Park.
Mookie runs around the dog park chasing a stick.
You go in the green restroom building. It smells like urine. The floors are wet from who knows what. The graffiti on the wall says "how many people have died in here?" You "freshen up." There's someone banging on the door to get in. You leave and gasp for air.
At the other end of the park, Black Bob Dylan wants to jam. A small crowd of friends gather around to watch.
Oops, you're out of weed again.
You're not making any money but you learn a new riff. The park rangers show up and search the party for open containers. Although you are under a large tree, it's been raining.
You're all "fresh."
Go to Pioneer Square and find the weed guy.
You can smoke a bowl at Couch Park.
Mookie runs around the dog park chasing a stick.
You go in the green restroom building. It smells like urine. The floors are wet from who knows what. The graffiti on the wall says "how many people have died in here?" You "freshen up." There's someone banging on the door to get in. You leave and gasp for air.
At the other end of the park, Black Bob Dylan wants to jam. A small crowd of friends gather around to watch.
Oops, you're out of weed again.
You're not making any money but you learn a new riff. The park rangers show up and search the party for open containers. Although you are under a large tree, it's been raining.
You're all "fresh."
Go to Pioneer Square and find the weed guy.
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